This is it. I officially outrank you all in the classiness authori-tay.
I got dressed in a hurry this morning afternoon so that my mom and I could go do some grocery shopping downtown while Sacha slept. While my mom was in line at the grocery store, I ran across the parking lot in the rain to Tim Horton’s, seriously jonesing for some caffeine.
I get into T-Ho’s, my glasses are wet and I can’t see anything. While waiting in line to order my cup of joe, I unzip my hoodie to wipe off my glasses, only to remember that I AM NOT WEARING ANYTHING UNDER MY HOODIE! Other than a tattered old bra. Oh. My. God. I scurry to zip up my hoodie, and the flippin zipper gets stuck! You know, when it gets all warped and you have to unzip it AGAIN just to rezip it the right way.
In the mean time, my tattered bra is on full display for the entire T-Ho’s universe to admire. The bloke behind me even has the nerve to say “You wanna try that again?”
Finally, after quite the zipper battle, I am able to cover my boobs. I look around, no one has reacted yet. Then again, I am sure they were waiting for me to get the heck out of there to start howling in laughter or chase me down in the parking lot and ask me how much it would cost for a repeat show.
So to recap:
- Ran through the rain to go get a coffee.
- Glasses get wet.
- Take off only shirt to try and wipe glasses.
- Flash the world
- Some old guy gets all revved up.
- I am a total dolt.
Any questions?
