I know I should have stopped it. But I didn’t.
I just thought it was a very creative way for Sacha to express his distaste for Mr. Dash’s annoying habits. That, or it was just too funny to stop. What’s more, Mr. Dash didn’t move. He just sat there and let Sacha cover him with Dora bling. I guess Dora rocks his kitty-world or some such nonsense.
Sacha then decided to play a little hide and seek with Mr. Dash. Or maybe he just wanted to placate him with stuffed animals so that he would go to sleep and shut the hell up.
Hmmm…definitely NOT hide and seek. Maybe squish and squeak is more like it.
I know I should have stopped it, but if Mr. Dash wants to sit there and take it, I’m certainly not going to bed over backwards (or do any sort of bending at this point) to free him of his torturer. Besides, I think Dash kind of likes it, the masochist that he is.
Or he realizes that Karma is a bitch.
Or a son of a bitch. And his name is Sacha.
PETA’s worst nightmare