Replace-a-meal smoothies

Sacha’s recipe for a great lunch:

• Take once glass of chocolate milk. Add 3 spoonfulls of chicken noodle soup.
• Mash grated cheese in between fingers. Drop into cup of milk.
• Take one piece of pastrami. Roll it between your fingers. Take a bite. Spit it out. Plop into cup.
• Eat a few grapes. Only not eat them. Just chew them to pieces and spit into cup.
• Stir viciously until sloppy goo splatters all over the floor.
• Dig meat out. Try feeding it to innocent bystander.
• Drink the rest of smoothie.
• Immediately spit smoothie out all over same innocent bystander and start coughing up gooey bits of noodle soup.

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For more meal ideas like this, I believe Fear Factor may be in syndication.