Overheard in our house
Me: We need to put these clothes away. I need to use the baskets.
Tony: What? We don’t put laundry away. We just wait until next week when we do laundry again.
Me: Tony, this is last week’s laundry.
Tony: Oh. my. gosh.
While sitting down in the living room after putting the Dude to bed:
Me: What the…why is our house so clean?
Tony: I was wondering the same thing myself.